Dildos

If you have one or more sex toys... They are so enjoyable and fulfilling that without them you really don't see the time you spend alone or playing with your partner.

However, it can be a little awkward when your most private things are discovered or exposed. Not to mention visits from friends and relatives.
So, we've compiled a nifty little guide on how to hide your sex toys so you never have to face awkward conversations again.

10 scattered places to hide your dildo

1. Nightstand box

If you don't have nightstand drawers, decorate your room with nightstand boxes, like those DIY ones from IKEA. Depending on the height of your bed, take three or so storage boxes that can be folded up to serve as nightstands. Put your lights, books, or other items on them to make it harder for nosy Nancy to turn them on.

2. A suitcase.

Almost everyone has one or more pieces of luggage. Who would look through an empty box in their imagination? Put the suitcase where it belongs, the toys where it belongs, and maybe add a few layers of old clothes or books to make it stand out.

3. The shoe

Do you want to buy a new pair of shoes? Don't throw the box away just yet. For years, shoeboxes have been trusted storage Spaces (think of all the people who put their dirty money on them). So if you have a few bits and pieces to pick up, why not put your trusted toys in there? A pile of shoeboxes doesn't raise any suspicion, and it doesn't look like fun.

4. The socks are inside

A place where no one will be interested in you. Your sock drawer is a good place to store different kinds of toys. The easiest option is to put the toy in a winter wool garment, fold it in half, and mix it with other socks. Not only is this a great way to safely store sex toys, but it also provides a great mat that will keep it from rubbing against other items.

5. What's in the tissue box

Unless you have a cold or severe hay fever visitor, it's a good idea to keep sex toys in a tissue box for multiple reasons. First, it can be conveniently placed next to your bed. Second, paper towels can provide comfortable protection. Third, you can use paper towels when "cleaning". Three wins and one loss.

6. Specially designed discrete toy storage containers

For sex toy collectors and connoisseurs, it's a good idea to buy a sex toy box. There are several different types, so you're sure to find one that suits your needs. From netted storage boxes, hidden storage drawers, and even purses, these sex toy boxes often come with locks.

7. In the pocket of a large handbag

If you're the kind of woman who likes a big handbag, usually, there's a pocket inside. It turns out to be a very useful little space for tampons or any other personal items, including your personal toys.

8. In a tampon box

If you're a woman who uses tampons, you know that almost all men want to avoid this hygiene product like the plague. Which is a good thing, because... Well, 50% of people may not see what's going on inside.

9. Inside the poster tube

You know those long, stiff tubes that hold posters and some papers? Yeah, that tube is a golden spot to hide a long, skinny sex toy, like a dildo or a vibrator.

If you don't have those pipes, but still think it's a good hiding place, it's worth shelling out for a cheap poster.

Also, for those who like to sneak a drink or two, some bottles come in the same tube package, such as a bottle of Glenfiddich whisky.

10. Under-bed storage

While this may be the most obvious hiding place, if you have a small space under your bed with less nosy family or friends, it may be the perfect space to hide toys. You can choose a small bag, a small box, or any other type of storage space that can maybe be filled with other items, and lo and behold, you have a convenient place and something magical happens.

Now that you know these 10 genius ways to hide your toys, you can say goodbye to awkward arguments or awkward conversations. Instead, you can enjoy your sexy time in peace!