Every day, more than 1,000 people book hotel rooms to have sex, whether it's to escape cheating couples from spouses, married couples from children, or romantic weekends away from it all. There's something good/bad about a hotel room that seems to give us privacy to fulfill our dirtiest desires. But sometimes, when your addiction is a bit addictive and the hotel room can't cut it off, it's hard to ignore all the vanilla noise couples make love with as much as it is. Add screams of pain or begging for your submarine, and I can guarantee that the hotel manager will soon be awkwardly knocking on your door.
So what should you do if you want to have uninterrupted sex away from your family? Book dungeons,
yes, you can rent fully equipped sex dungeons all over the UK. But just like hotels, dungeons can be different, which is why we used the traditional 5-star rating system to rate every dungeon in the UK during our visit, so you can easily choose the one that suits your needs.
Why rent a sex dungeon?
If you're chained or have any other sexy quirks, you'll see plenty of sex toys, machines and furniture that appeal to you, but they often come with heavy price tags and take up a lot of space that not all of us can fit in our homes. Instead of building a mini-dungeon at home, sex dungeons are addictive. They also allow you to enjoy things you might not be able to afford or have stored at home. Then the best thing about them is that they are 100% private, usually in a hidden place, away from prying eyes. You can fulfill your most outlandish wishes completely undisturbed.
What does sex bring?
Every sex dungeon is different. Like I said, they're like hotel rooms. You have the good, the bad and the ugly. It's all personal preference. Do you want an advanced dungeon that looks like it came straight from fifty Shades of Grey, or do you want one that looks like it came straight from a horror movie? Checking the dungeons' websites is the best way to get expectations, but note that most sex dungeons don't seem to hire web designers, which can look scary.
What should I bring for a sex dungeon night?
In addition to our usual choice of clothes and makeup, we always need some cleaning supplies because we know we can find dirt in the sex dungeon. If we use any sex dungeon to store toys, clothing, furniture or other accessories, we give them a quick anti-bacterial cleaning. To make sure everything is nice and clean, this is not a reflection of the dungeon master. Any good dungeon will have a strict deep cleanup policy. We also brought our favourite toys and a cheeky bottle of champagne. I almost forgot. Don't forget your conditioning lotions and potions, because your sub spent the night in a sex dungeon, and you'll definitely need them.
Who was the sex dungeon designed for?
Sex dungeons are for people who want to live there. I have some very vanilla friends who find it "weird" and "weird" for me to get up with the sub. Since I managed to get them to try a few things, they thanked me for introducing them to some non-core quirks, including sleeping in the sex dungeon. In fact, they've been back 2-4 times now, so I think it's safe to say that anyone can visit the Sex Dungeon and enjoy it. You won't find yourself in a dungeon, suddenly transformed into a sadistic bondage lover. You can enjoy vanilla-like sex in the dungeon atmosphere, which adds to all types of sex and quirks.