Dildos

When you're looking for the fake penis of your dreams, what you want is an axis that fills you well without overwhelming you-the perfect balance between excitement and comfort.

Maybe you're shopping for your first fake penis, or maybe you'll have a little more in the size department-no matter what your needs are, size really matters when it comes to penis shopping!

Buying sex toys online is fast, convenient and cautious, but it does make it difficult for you to judge the size of new purchases.

Photos are useful, but appearances can be deceptive-I don't like conspiracy theories, but I'm sure some websites use clunky hand models just to tease us!

Not to mention, each store seems to use a different measurement convention!

The last thing you want is that when you send a brand new fake penis to the post office, you find that you have ordered the wrong size, so we are here to make sure that doesn't happen.

Different measurements.

Understanding how different brands and websites measure fake penises is the first step in finding a perfect match.What you need to know is:

  • Length: this usually refers to the total length of the false penis, including the base and testicles (if any).
  • Insert length: this is the measurement of the shaft (the part that will be in your body), excluding the ball and the base.
  • Diameter: this is the width of the shaft if you measure it from one side to the other.
  • Circumference or girth: this is the measurement around the outside of the shaft.

It is important to check the measurements used so that you are not more or less wide than expected.

Also, be sure to check the dimensions on the instructions, not just the title-the title says that a 9-inch penis may be only 6.5 inches long!

What size of dildo is right for me?

Diameter (or perimeter or perimeter-whatever you think makes sense) is the most important measurement, because it will determine how easy it is to insert your false sun, how full you feel it, and the intensity of stimulation.

The length of the insert is also important, but you can control the length of the insert shaft, so I suggest you start by choosing a fake penis with the diameter you want.

Tips for selecting the correct diameter:

  • Think about the penis you used to like to have sex with-how big is it?
  • Try different widths with your fingers.
  • If you already have a fake penis or pluggable toy, check its size and decide whether you want a bigger one or a smaller one.

Choose the size according to experience.

If you are not sure where to start, I have compiled a general guide based on your level of experience.However, it is important to remember that all bodies are different, so these guidelines are only a rough estimate.

Another thing to consider is how you will use a dildo.If your false penis is for the anus, you may want to be careful in size and choose a smaller one, because the anus does not stretch as easily as the vagina.

 Level of experience
Diameter Length
No experience of penetration (with a dildo or penis) <1 inch <5 inches
Beginner 1-1.5 inches 5-6 inches
Intermediate 1.5-2 inches 6-8 inches
Advanced 2-2.5 inches 8-10 inches
Size Kings and Queens >2.5 inches >10 inches